fed ex planes flying around a storm

pretty cool stuff, and so help me i love the musak playing on top of it.



i also love it when they scatter as the storm hits memphis.

what's in my mouth?!

say what again. SAY! WHAT! AGAIN!

i dare ya, i double dare ya, you muthafucka! say what one more goddamn time!

50 of the greatest movie freak outs. and of course samuel l. "muthafucking" jackson takes the cake.

damn, i want a burger right now

i try not to get too political on here,

but hey, this shit is about food! check it.

nom nom nom

this relies soley on asian magic to work

for the guys...

and some of you ladies. kate upton (sports illustrated swimsuit cover) doing the dougie at a basketball game. she's has recently made it into my top 5.

you think you know wheat thins?

HI-FUCKING-LARIOUS

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i cannot wait for this stinking movie

extended trailer.

sad day

they are shutting down the last of the space shuttles, discovery. here's a great panoramic shot of the flight deck. we'll miss you, ol girl.

click for things that are complicated

circle of life....at the zoo

shit just got real in the lion cage.

i love this shit.....MAGIC!!!!

if you don't like slight of hand magic, you are dead inside.

michael buble isnt that big of a douche...

always thought he came off as kind of a douche bag. but after watching this, i've changed my mind SLIGHTLY about him, cause this was pretty cool.




also, it's cool that that kid's mom has so much bravado, but i'm sure at some points in his life, she has done irreparable psychological damage by embarrassing him.

yessssss!!!

if you love "how i met your mother", jason segal, neil patrick harris, or les mis, then this is the video for you!

you are home

one of my favorite songs, one of my favorite movies, one of my favorite lines in a movie.

at 2:10 is where the line is, but just watch the whole scene. awesome. the whole hand-firework-thing, then the line, and she leans her head on his shoulder. ugh, made me fall in love with penny lane.

making it's way around the internets...

but pretty good if you haven't seen it yet.

sometimes i miss "the man show"

girls on trampolines, juggy dance squad, and bill "the fox" foster (watching that man drink beer was like watching the sunrise), and of course the skits (END THE SUFFRAGE-ING OF WOMEN!) but this takes the cake:

this is some pretty hilarious shit

the premise doesn't seem that funny, two guy go to a target and try to have employees help them find things on their list. one item per page, and the list was written by the other guy, and the asker does not know what's on the list till he flips the page.

sounds boring, but just watch and see.

hahaha. daaaaaaamn.

some bitches be CRAZY.

click for psycho

nazis on the moon...

...that's all that needs to be said to make you want to see this movie. i've been waiting on this since i heard about it. it's finnish, just debuted at the berlin international film festival, and i want my eyes to feast upon it!

i dont know why.....

...but this video is pretty awesome.

cash and cobain reborn

some of the most amazing artists i have ever seen were street performers (one of the many reasons i miss new york):

stole this from a friend of mine

i can only hope my daughter (lunchbox will be her name) will turn out to be this awesome

if you don't love this scene, you hate movies and comedy

trivia:
Funny thing about this scene is that when Dennis Greene, who played Reggie, showed up for shooting, he was told by Martin Lawrence's bouncer that he mustn't look into Lawrence's eyes or talk to him, and Lawrence himself was subsequently nasty to him. It was all a ploy arranged by Michael Bay who wanted the boy to be genuinely scared of Lawrence. Greene also wasn't told about the gun that he would be threatened with.

Atlanta Beerfest!!!

me and some lovely ladies, Action Jackson and Lady M,





went to the Atlanta Beer Festival. Thanks to Action Jackson giving us the headsup about the volunteering opprotunity. Cause after you volunteer, you get to go drink to your heart's desire. So we all got grouped up into the "ring toss" game, which looked like this, but all the bottles were sweetwater:




and since we were outside, the wind looked like this:




and our hands felt like this:



but it was a fantastic time, except the one woman who decided to HURL the rings at the bottles, and since i was behind the table collecting all the rings, she was basically pelting me with these things. she was probably a racist.

also, they had these warmers set up all around the festival, which really brought out the homeless folks. granted, they were white yuppy homeless folks.



i got people's attention by screaming. "hey homeless people, look over here!", the girl on the bottom right of the photo did not appreciate my humor.





all-in-all, great fucking time. i'm definitely doing this again next year.

beethoven's 5th + one republic

love mashups like this. don't judge me.

preaching to the choir

a republican speaking about gay marriage.



i don't think anyone who visits this blog is against gay marriage, cause you're all smart people. i honestly think only ignorant, narrow minded people think that gay marriage is wrong. they spew the hate and inexperience that others have told them. "we fear what we don't understand" is the underlying message of the other side. but it's nice to see that change is possible.

from the way back machine....reality bites

love the half-hearted smile ethan hawke gives @49sec.



ahh, disaffected gen-x-ers. great music. ben stiller. what's not to love? also, side note, this was my first ever date movie. we ate at the silver spoon at the cobb galleria, right next to cyberstation, an arcade. then my mom came and picked us up after. good times.

holy shitballs. i wasn't this dumb in elementary school.

...and to asians in this video "YOU ARE A DISGRACE AND BRING GREAT DISHONOR TO YOUR FAMILY". you white folk are too entitled to do any learnin, so yall's kids get a pass.

(ps they are in washington state....the one directly south of canada)

superbowl pre-game video

having a little get together at my place for the superbowl. this video sums up the experience.

and here we go!!!

my favorite theme song of all time, and quite possibly my favorite song of all time. the message, the music, the harmonies, what's not to like? and why don't they make theme songs like this anymore. it hurts my heart that kids today aren't growing up with awesome 80's theme songs permanently burned into their memory banks.

anyway, today is a new day! a new start! a new blog! hope you enjoy your time here. (and fittingly, that is the growing pains season 2 theme song and officially the theme song to my blog and my life)