hotdog night at 61

i make some delicious-ass hotdogs.

this is why i like micahel bay

as much cgi, non-plot, and shitty scripts as he puts in his movies, the man can do action movies like no other, and he does crazy shit like this.



and these guys HAVE to have balls of muthafuckin steel to wingsuit in between fucking BUILDINGS.

civics!

84.85%. i missed 5 of them. some of those fuckers are hard. what's depressing is this little snippet:

"Are you more knowledgeable than the average citizen? The average score for all 2,508 Americans taking the following test was 49%; college educators scored 55%. Can you do better? Questions were drawn from past ISI surveys, as well as other nationally recognized exams."

edit* totally forgot to link to the site! here it is...civics!

pizza hut is doing shit right

now they just have to do it right here in america. seriously, how is this not in the states? i would order one of each as soon as they were available. but so far, only available in the "foreign" countries, aka terrorist countries. hotdog stuffed crust

cheeseburger crust...also available in chicken

wha?! a...girl did it?

girls can play sports too?

cool little movie about atlanta gentrification

more space stuff

cause it's neat

Scale from Brad Goodspeed on Vimeo.

science is awesome

and so is this video.

Outer Space from Sander van den Berg on Vimeo.

muthafuckin light switches...bitches!!!

these are mos def going into my game room.

HOLY SHIT I NEED THESE IN MY HOUSE! AND YOU DO TOO!! CLICK IT NOOOOOWWWW!!!

a wise man once said...

"the opposite of love is not hate, but indifference." -Elie Wiesel

this is SICK!

wish i couldve seen this. tupac is my favorite rapper, hands down.

dammit, this looks good

i already have too many shows that i currently watch, and have too many that i need to catch up on, and now NEW shows that i want to follow. DAMN YOU TV! YOU SWEET SWEET SUCCUBUS!

people who drive luxury cars are douches

quit being a douche click

coolio map of wind patterns in the us

clicky

this chick is hilariously awesomely drunk...and cooking!

baconfest MADNESS!!!

well, baconfest was a rousing success. a drunken bacon-y success.

the plan was to walk to baconfest (only a couple of miles away) and cab it back, since everyone would be too inebriated to drive (this part is important for later in the story). the walk there was fine, everyone had a ridiculously good time. dad's garage, which hosted baconfest as an annual fundraiser, is kinda a small venue. it had one main drink station (a pbr tent) and 5 eating stations (cup-o-bacon, blt, beer cheese soup w/ bacon, brunswick stew, and lamb bacon/pickled veg/craft beer, and the king of pop brought out their cart)

inside the theater there was a silent auction (which i won roller derby tickets). and the most fun part, they had a bunch of "carnival" booths. including but not limited to: sanitary kissing booth, is (s)he naked?, awkward conversations with clint, insult booth, compliment booth, hobo wine tasting, magic, bad caricatures, inappropriate face painting, and a few others that are a bit hazy in mah brain.

it was a fucking beautiful day, bacon-y food, flowing beer, and great friends. totally totally recommend this to everyone. and here are the pics!

from left to right: the shark, huggy mcnats, bacon, mr. wonderful, beasley, dr. dre



the cup 'o bacon



our hobo wine connoisseurs



maddog 20/20 and cisco peach



wild irish rose and boones farm - these really brought me back to freshman year of college



our lovely caricature artist



the prize i won for hitting hipsters with water balloons



a fun little old person band rolled through



mr wonderful mid-vagina face



mr wonderful full on vagina face



our representative john lewis, with dr. dre and myself



mr wonderful at the kissing booth. what's creepy about this picture is that he's got his eyes open. also you'll notice she's going in mouth open and he's got his mouth closed up tight, like the prude he is.



a threesome kiss with beasley



this was an awesome fucking time. can't wait till next year!

Police helicopter

in my neighborhood around 10. pretty awesome. at one point he was pointing the spotlight into my backyard. about 6-7 cop cars racing around with lights on. yay kirkwood!

for the star wars fans...

its an article about how to watch the 6 star wars movies. either chronologically or numerically, OR the "machete" order. check it out, pretty damn interesting.


machete order click


another article about the machete order

why do the asians always come up with the coolest shit?

"Help is almost at hand. Over in Japan, the geniuses working behind Kirin have created the ‘Ichiban Shibori Frozen Draft’ which is your regular pint of delicious beer but with frozen foam on top.

This means that the frozen beer has a temperate of -5°C and it can keep your drink ice-cold for up to 30 minutes."

i might have posted this before

but it's too good not to put up again. it's tom mabe pranking a telemarketer. he makes him believe that they have called into a murder scene and he's talking with the police. his cop voice, tone, and language are PERFECT. you will absolutely enjoy this..

this doesn't look like it's gonna suck

this looks fucking awesome...

Ted: Restricted Trailer - watch more funny videos

netflix is my hero!

hellz yeah clicky!!!

i always wanted to do this

and my old friend, cvd, started this project, but it fell by the wayside. but much like the church pew, me and the roomies will forge on and complete this task. DRUNKTOWN HERE WE COME!