it's always sunny

is getting a new cast!

not really, but i'm excited about the new season....i just need to watch the last one.

DRAGONCON, MUTHAFUCKAS!!!!

me, beasley, and action all went to friday night dragoncon. we arrived at the downtown marriott butt-ass early. we did this so that we could circumvent the security that would start up around 7pm, presumably to keep riff-raff like ourselves out of the hotel. it did not work. place was pretty packed, then more packed, then ridiculously packed. i got a thousand photos. most of them are blurry cause beasley's camera sucks ass, and they couldn't hold it still if their lives depended on it. but here are the pics in all their glory:

me and action, yes she's two fisting it

the crowd at the marriott

from about half way up 

from all the way up

the ONLY costumes that beasley got excited over

"legand of the hidden temple"? definitely after my time

 i tried licking the alien

he's choking me, i'm making him suck my finger

fair trade

damn apes. they hate asians, 

but the black's they are cool with

two lovely ladies

he wanted me to turn around

but i knew what he was up to

a really great barf from spaceballs

bioshock, i think?

bobo and me tried to recreate that famous execution

it's basically the same picture

she was annoyed that i asked for a picture

i wanted to punch her in her stupid cat face

YO JOE!

a much hotter version of dragonball z

knock knock?! alo?!

i think this dude was in "drawn together"

he was a great sport as i tried to grab his crotch

elvira, oh, how i love you

frank, just as awesome in person

the targaryen's

i touched her ball

sexy alligator and some other folks

killzone? definitely cuddly.

beasley kept trying to tell me that this chick wasn't from the the waizrd of oz

but i'm pretty sure she's wrong.

she really liked it when i touched her thingy 

ouchy.

i aint skert of no predator!

some disney folks

r2d2s

shaun doesn't like zombies or asians

for my roommates who were kinda obsessed with skyrim

i think she was in star wars!

this is.....something

really fucking amazing zach galifianakis, 

even talked like him too!

all in all. a wonderful time. would do it again !0/10!

this has no down side

guns and alcohol article


america! fuck yeah! because what's more american than baseball and apple pie?....guns and alcohol!

cause we could have more of this...

and more of this...

hunger games would have been much better

haymitch: you're too excitable!

cinna: drank!

bridesmaids outakes

jon hamm is fucking hilarious.

Bridesmaids Outtakes - watch more funny videos

who's messing with mah heisman?!

herschel walker is a BEAST.

mizzou fans keeping it classy

they put this in the uga student newspaper. nothing but a class act. welcome to the sec!

i wish all sec fans were like this (looking at you georgia and florida fans)

official lincoln trailer

doesn't look too shabby. i like that the dude from "girls" is in there. he makes me laugh.

magic slinky!

remembrance

i miss you nyc.

lincoln teaser trailer

super coolio

super slow-mo, steel ball falling into sand. pretty cooh.

thrift shop

this is fucking awesome....

i'm kinda in love with the viking's punter

a little while ago maryland state delegate, emmett c. burns, wrote a letter to the baltimore ravens owner, steve bisciotti bc one of his players, brendon ayanbadejo, spoke out in favor of a maryland ballot initiative in favor of legalizing gay marriage.

here is minnisota vikings punter, chris kluwe's response to that letter:

Dear Emmett C. Burns Jr.,

I find it inconceivable that you are an elected official of Maryland's state government. Your vitriolic hatred and bigotry make me ashamed and disgusted to think that you are in any way responsible for shaping policy at any level. The views you espouse neglect to consider several fundamental key points, which I will outline in great detail (you may want to hire an intern to help you with the longer words):

1. As I suspect you have not read the Constitution, I would like to remind you that the very first, the VERY FIRST Amendment in this founding document deals with the freedom of speech, particularly the abridgment of said freedom. By using your position as an elected official (when referring to your constituents so as to implicitly threaten the Ravens organization) to state that the Ravens should "inhibit such expressions from your employees," more specifically Brendon Ayanbadejo, not only are you clearly violating the First Amendment, you also come across as a narcissistic fromunda stain. What on earth would possess you to be so mind-boggingly stupid? It baffles me that a man such as yourself, a man who relies on that same First Amendment to pursue your own religious studies without fear of persecution from the state, could somehow justify stifling another person's right to speech. To call that hypocritical would be to do a disservice to the word. Mindfucking obscenely hypocritical starts to approach it a little bit.

2. "Many of your fans are opposed to such a view and feel it has no place in a sport that is strictly for pride, entertainment, and excitement." Holy fucking shitballs. Did you seriously just say that, as someone who's "deeply involved in government task forces on the legacy of slavery in Maryland"? Have you not heard of Kenny Washington? Jackie Robinson? As recently as 1962 the NFL still had segregation, which was only done away with by brave athletes and coaches daring to speak their mind and do the right thing, and you're going to say that political views have "no place in a sport"? I can't even begin to fathom the cognitive dissonance that must be coursing through your rapidly addled mind right now; the mental gymnastics your brain has to tortuously contort itself through to make such a preposterous statement are surely worthy of an Olympic gold medal (the Russian judge gives you a 10 for "beautiful oppressionism").

3. This is more a personal quibble of mine, but why do you hate freedom? Why do you hate the fact that other people want a chance to live their lives and be happy, even though they may believe in something different than you, or act different than you? How does gay marriage, in any way shape or form, affect your life? If gay marriage becomes legal, are you worried that all of a sudden you'll start thinking about penis? "Oh shit. Gay marriage just passed. Gotta get me some of that hot dong action!" Will all of your friends suddenly turn gay and refuse to come to your Sunday Ticket grill-outs? (Unlikely, since gay people enjoy watching football too.)

I can assure you that gay people getting married will have zero effect on your life. They won't come into your house and steal your children. They won't magically turn you into a lustful cockmonster. They won't even overthrow the government in an orgy of hedonistic debauchery because all of a sudden they have the same legal rights as the other 90 percent of our population—rights like Social Security benefits, child care tax credits, Family and Medical Leave to take care of loved ones, and COBRA healthcare for spouses and children. You know what having these rights will make gays? Full-fledged American citizens just like everyone else, with the freedom to pursue happiness and all that entails. Do the civil-rights struggles of the past 200 years mean absolutely nothing to you?

In closing, I would like to say that I hope this letter, in some small way, causes you to reflect upon the magnitude of the colossal foot in mouth clusterfuck you so brazenly unleashed on a man whose only crime was speaking out for something he believed in. Best of luck in the next election; I'm fairly certain you might need it.

Sincerely,
Chris Kluwe

P.S. I've also been vocal as hell about the issue of gay marriage so you can take your "I know of no other NFL player who has done what Mr. Ayanbadejo is doing" and shove it in your close-minded, totally lacking in empathy piehole and choke on it. Asshole.

pretty interesting

a cool graph and an old british man.

we are one, georgia.

755

sometimes working non-profit has its perks. i got to go to turner field for work today, and my event was held in the 755 club. pretty damn nice. free food, great views, and ac. not too shabby, i should watch all my braves games like this.

if you like parks and rec

you'll fucking love this. actually, if you love tv and comedy, you'll love this. also, this confirms that andy is my favorite character on the show.

bananas taste good.

see ladies, this is what it looks like when you eat bananas. just sayin.

i think i need this...

breakfast of champions

i was going through my phone pics and found this little gem from earlier this summer. i might have already posted this, but it bears repeating. i made breakfast for everyone who had come up to the lake house to chill. pancakes, eggs, bacon, and of course brass monkey (olde-e + oj). starting the day out like a true alcoholic.

and yes, i made a regular sized pancake and a ginormous one, don't you judge me.

YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?!

really great compilation of original movie lines and their butchered "safe for children" version on tv.

WHAT'S THAT SOUND?!?!

WHAT'S THAT COMING DOWN THE TRACKS!







A MEAN MACHINE IN RED AND BLACK!







AINT NOTHING FINER IN THE LAND!







THAN A DRUNK OBNOXIOUS GEORGIA FAN!







GO DAWGS!GO DAWGS!

GO DAWGS!GO DAWGS!



GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DAWGS! SICK 'EM!



WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!