the internet is funny, and mtn dew is dumb

they had a contest to name their next caffeinated drank, and turned to polling the interwebs. it was to be heralded as the next code red, pitch black, or white out. here's what the internet thought it should be named:

OR

my favorites are "diabeetus" and "moist nugget". maybe now mtn dew has learned it's lesson. facebook is a much safer place than the internet at large.